1.
Foreign
Affairs Sensitivity Training
A large percentage of hair extensions come
from the heads of women and girls in India. It’s no secret that Indian women
have really nice hair, just ask Pinky Ghelani. Now wrap your heads around THE
FACT that the BEST way to have hair “LIKE” Pinky Ghelani’s is to just TAKE
HERS. Now ask yourself, do you REALLY want to shave this beautiful head?
2.
Self-Defense
Weapons
Ladies throw out your nun-chucks because
they will never fit in a stylish purse. Instead, put on two of those detachable
ponytail extensions and attach a lead weight to the ends of both of them. If attacked
by an assailant all one needs to do is whip them off and fight back.
See demonstration below.
3. Warming Men Up To “Cats” as Pets
There are only two socially acceptable
reasons for a man to own a cat. The first is love of a woman who loves cats and
the second is that he is a career James Bond Villain. A hair weave is much like
a cat in that it leaves little strands of hair everywhere, doesn’t like to be
touched and hates baths. So ladies, having a weave can help your man warm up to
the idea of a cat because he is already dealing with all of the nuisances of
having one.
4.
Keeping
The Dog Busy
Dogs aren’t very bright. They will chase
anything which looks furry. So a hair weave plus a remote control car can equal
hours of endless fun. Not only does it keep the dog busy but if you have kids,
give them the remote and let them have a go. But be warned, this is an
addictive habit. It could last quite a while.
5. Bread and Butter Acquisition
For all the negative talk about hair
weaves, we tend to forget that these things actually put bread and butter on
the stylists’ tables (and consume half of said butter). So in retrospect,
getting a weave is actually an act of humanitarianism. Pat yourselves on the
backs ladies….
6.
Preparation
For A Career As Sydney Bristow
This is not so much about weaves, as it is
about reminding people that Jenifer Garner did this…. And most of us enjoyed it
(I feel the shame…. I do). That being said, I think the weaves are excellent
disguises for women who don’t want to be recognized. This is mostly because the
people who WOULD recognize them would pretend NOT TO thus enabling them to be
covert.
7.
Celebrity
Humanitarian Campaigns
When a poor little Indian girl’s head is
shaved for the benefit of a better off woman in Nairobi, who cries? I think it’s
about time a celebrity took up this cause and created awareness about it.
Perhaps, the female celebrity (wouldn’t make sense for a guy to do it) could
shave their head as a symbol of loyalty to the cause. I’m doing my part…. Are you?
For the record, this is not me....
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