Wednesday, November 28, 2012

HALLOO! AM CHAUSIKU..

I appreciate on those who read my articles,few emails and phone calls i get everyday they keep me motivated. As always i write about matters that either leave me in a dilemma or matters that irritate me,sometimes i write about the best and happiest things and my adventures in general.. I think about people names in my country and i find them so attic ,i don't mean to offend any one ,my exposure to different places has...

Tuesday, November 27, 2012

HEY!! AM NAKED BUT DON'T LOOK

Am getting irritated with manners of my sisters these days,few months back i posted an article on how women can be complicated and confusing,the fact that they use an hour on the mirror irritates a lot of my drinking mates. Today while i was in a public bus i saw something so confusing ,and trust me attractive too,and this issue isn't the first am seeing ,i have seen quite the same scenarios. My eyes have no curtains,and surely you cant block them...

Monday, November 26, 2012

NURSE ME TRADITIONALLY....

I wonder how we treat ourselves these days ,last time my young sister had malaria we had to get her to the hospital and probably the doctor did prescribe Metakelfin, a dose that they believed it will make her fine again ,and why lie after the dose few more days then i find her happily singing at the mirror,this defined her health was getting better. Perhaps they all didn't have my perspective,i  do hate drugs,i believe...

Saturday, November 24, 2012

WHAT I HATE IN MOVIE THEATERS...

I am a big fun of movies ,i keep on preaching to friends how much i am a movie freak,if am not on a safari i would definitely spend my weekend watching movies.Me and my Lad Seanron spend most of our weekends in movie theaters.I love theaters but there things that make me uncomfortable when watching movies ,i really had a hard time while watching "Sky fall " i could barely concentrate on the movie. If i wanted to watch...

TANZANIA RICHEST MAN ON FORBES LIST..(net worth $520M)

Said Salim Awadh Bakhresa (born 1949 in Zanzibar, is an extremely reclusive Tanzanian business tycoon. He is the founding father and the Chairman of the Bakhresa Group Of Companies. He is a well-known industrialist in the mainland of Tanzania and island of Zanzibar. With a humble beginning as a small restaurateur in seventies, he created the business empire within a span of three decades. He is the mastermind behind the success...

25 AWESOME TIPS For a Beautiful Life.

if you implement all of these or only half of it then you life will be easy and awesome. 1. Take a 10-30 minute walk every day. & while you walk, SMILE. It is the ultimate antidepressant. 2. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day. 3. When you wake up in the morning, Pray to ask God’s guidance for your purpose, today. 4. Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants and eat less food that is manufactured in plants. 5. Drink green...

Friday, November 23, 2012

WEDDINGS ARE APISH....

Weddings give me goosebumps ,its not that i hate seeing people tying  that knot but it really scares me that each day i have to witness breakups and divorces.. In other countries wedding are simply done with no complications ,the weds go to church and get back home to celebrate with few friends and loved ones . But in my country Tanzania its quite different i tell you , what am trying to set here are scenes that most weddings...

Greatest Singing Voices In Tanzania PT 1

Banana Zorro Banana Zorro is most certainly one of the best vocalists of all time in Tanzania. The inaugural winner of Tanzanian version of American Idol wowed the country with his incredible vocals and still today is considered as one of the best singers in the nation, simply because his voice is so rich and powerful. On top of the richness of his voice, he is also the most versatile singer of all time. Being able to change his voice to fit...

Thursday, November 22, 2012

SIRI YA MTUNGI (Tanzanian best series by John Riber)

Siri ya mtungi is a Tanzanian TV series that will educate you and make you understand the E.African way of living especially Tanzania. A series that explains the life of a photographer known as cheche ,Cheche is a owner of a photograph studio known as mtungi.Cheche has a wife a wife that together they raise their two kids and while the wife is pregnant of the third one. Cheche is trying to find a solution on how he can start...

Wednesday, November 21, 2012

IS DECEMBER 2012 END OF THE WORLD?

As we are about to finish 2012 ,the year that had a lot of events ,the good and the worst .I remember reading papers and some billboards around my country and even articles written by my apotheosis around the world and trust me all the writings weren't good since everyone was claiming December might be the end of the world ,with no eligible proof . I am not scared of the world ending but my big worry is there are lot in this...

Monday, November 19, 2012

MEN ARE SOOOO.. PREDICTABLE?? Mmmh..!!

This singles ad was reported to have been listed in the Melbourne Herald Sun some time ago. “SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I’m a good girl from a good home, but still very playful. I love long walks on the beach or in the woods, riding in your Ute, hunting, camping and fishing trips, cosy winter nights lying by the fire. Candle lit dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I promise to always be...

Saturday, November 17, 2012

MOVIE REVIEW; SKYFALL (get to know why its among the best selling movie)

I’ve seen every James Bond ever made and to date Sean Connery is still my favorite Bond, but Daniel Craig runs a tight, tight second. Director Sam Mendes, a perfect choice for Skyfall) takes 007 and his audience on a whirlwind, action packed, physical and emotional adventure that never lets up. With Craig and Judi Dench returning and the addition of Ralph Fiennes, Ben Whishaw, and Javier Bardem and delightful moments of homage to previous film,...

Wednesday, November 14, 2012

A Daladala Tale...

I had been living in Dar-es-Salaam for a year when I started meeting her in a daladala. We did not talk at first. There was a problem. She was a woman and I was a man. In daladals that does not just happen: random conversation. Unless the daladala nearly has an accident ,which is rare. A daladala running out of fuel in a jam still gets on people’s nerves and gets them talking, quarreling actually. A presidential convoy forcing us to swerve...

I want some Senene

The awesome month is here. Allow me welcome November. Two things are likely to happen. I will either have diarrhoea more often, or constipation. Dear Lord, lead my way. The reason I rejoice about November is not the rains that make me “forget” myself in bed or the soggy earth that makes me almost employ someone to do the laundry for me during this month. I refuse to mention how many times I keep explaining myself to my boss every morning...

Obama, why sweat to win?

Yes Ndugu Barack Obama, I guess you are still savouring the victory. You should have seen the tension on our faces (“our” here largely means Africa) when the polls at some point indicated that the Mitt Romney chap was about to pull a fast one on you. But it looks like those pollsters, like our own here, might have taken kitu kidogo from Romney’s camp. How come the so-called “close races” in Ohio and Pennsylvania never occurred? Our bigger...

ASK A PROSTITUTE..

Would you rather have $1,000,000 or the ability to give your wife a mind blowing orgasm every time you touch her? This has got to be the dumbest question I have ever been asked. Who would even pick the latter? Any determined man can figure out the conundrums of the female orgasm, right? But as I learned over the weekend, apparently some people would be much better off with the orgasm thing. The only thing I know less about than relationships is...

WATCH THIS:New way of building your muscles (tug toner)

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Tuesday, November 13, 2012

KONYAGI AND SEX...

After few articles many thought of me being pervert ,i got few emails from friends and fans around the world appreciating what i write , trying to reveal things that are not well followed or known,no gossip ,no fake staff but i underline reality. Today i have a topic that am sure it will attract many of my Lads ,as i write i think of many things like how will the public think of this. We have watched movies and even books ,one title that...

Monday, November 12, 2012

MTV EMA AWARDS 2012 (Videos,Winners ,Nominees,Photos)

I hope we all had that exquisite weekend we were all looking forward to have ,cant complain mine was quite interesting .I got a chance to be at the MTV EMA Awards .. Surely tell you the awards were aesthetically gorgeous,one can ask how was i there , nothing to get surprised of ,thanks to the MTV EMA website and the internet provider ,i was able to attend the show while am in Africa ,i mean i watched it live... I...

Saturday, November 10, 2012

MY REVIEW: A CONDOM COMMERCIAL

I always see this advert on my local TV, i surely don't understand the main breakdown , i don't mean to become TMZ but surely what does it really mean , my friend Suzy tells me i just hate the Commercial because am not a big fun of Condoms. I surely hated condoms but i have no option rather than tearing the pack and wearing one to prevent myself from the killer disease AIDS. Condoms have never been a very close friend of mine because they also once challenged me and embarrassed me ,...

WHY ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER CANT RESIST ACTING (despite his age ,also see his trailers)

"I'll be back" how many of you recall this phrase ,Perhaps everyone that is a fun of the American professional body builder who won Mr.Universe at the age of 20. Arnold Schwarznegger loved by many ,a good actor that thrilled the action world movies ,speaking of him i don't think out there we have someone who is not aware of his movies,the Austrian bad ass . Am a big follower of this dude, that probably now he should be in a...